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Holy donkey balls, you have got to see what shit Tokyo has produced over the years. I mean, can you really still like Mario knowing they've done this??! Ha, watch and weep.

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Why you should never wank..

In his room, All dirty and gloom,
Searches for porn, Ends up with corn,
Slip the dick, Grab the prick,
Do the wank, Give it a spank,
Sperm in the eye, Makes him cry,
Mum pops him, sees the filthy sin,
Watch him jump, in comes a thump,
Smach n wack, Scratch n smack,
Shriveled balls, Dick falls,
Black and blue, Feels like flue,
His name was Paradox, who grabbed his cox,
And never again, would he watch his Ben.
With his lovely bun, and his super gun.

Post here or i'll die a little inside :(
>>>Jesus FUCKING Christ!! How could this happen to me??!<<<<

I made this after watching Mulan 2 on Youtube; up least I watched like the first 5 minutes of it :p

Updated: 08/08/08 9:14 AM Log in to comment! | Share this!

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71 Comments

Jul. 22, 2008 | 10:42 AM JosephR says:

Yes, I can, because there are still too many GOOD Mario games out there.

Jul. 22, 2008 | 5:23 PM Kagoe responds:

Oh rly?

Jul. 22, 2008 | 2:25 PM chapin62 says:

rawr

Jul. 22, 2008 | 5:25 PM Kagoe responds:

CHICKEN :O

Jul. 22, 2008 | 5:54 PM soulreapermarco says:

lol funny. Japan gets everything those assholes share the love!!! Im go there one day and just make my self plain ass broke buying all the technology we dont have XD

Jul. 23, 2008 | 11:03 AM Kagoe responds:

Lmao!

Jul. 22, 2008 | 9:48 PM greensucksbluerules says:

I wanted you to make a .gif of Kaneda killing Naruto.

Jul. 23, 2008 | 11:04 AM Kagoe responds:

Oh yeah...

Jul. 23, 2008 | 9:13 AM TacoFreak says:

whuteva

Jul. 23, 2008 | 11:04 AM Kagoe responds:

Penis...?

Jul. 23, 2008 | 1:09 PM MisterUnderstood says:

What the fuck, Hotel Mario. That game fails beyond levels of failure, Nintendo is lucky this wasn't the dimise of the whole damn series itself.

Jul. 23, 2008 | 1:18 PM Kagoe responds:

Dam right, Shit on a stick feeds the poor area of gaming.

Jul. 23, 2008 | 1:27 PM NG-NoName says:

Is Kagoe an Annie May character?

Jul. 29, 2008 | 9:44 AM Kagoe responds:

You're probably thinking of Kagome. Shes a total slut >:O

Jul. 23, 2008 | 1:29 PM NG-NoName says:

Also, can you make me an Animated .GIF of nigras punching each other?

Jul. 29, 2008 | 9:45 AM Kagoe responds:

Meh, I might. I'll, you know? Think about it...

Jul. 23, 2008 | 5:29 PM GoldenPickaxe says:

I saw james Rolfe in the first video...

Jul. 29, 2008 | 9:45 AM Kagoe responds:

Yay..?

Jul. 23, 2008 | 9:35 PM nggangsterpimp says:

lol beebos awesome. :D

Jul. 29, 2008 | 9:46 AM Kagoe responds:

Dam straight.

Jul. 23, 2008 | 10:33 PM chapin62 says:

meow

Jul. 29, 2008 | 9:46 AM Kagoe responds:

Moof

Jul. 24, 2008 | 12:27 AM badfurrykitty says:

that was random

Jul. 29, 2008 | 9:47 AM Kagoe responds:

Agreed.

Jul. 24, 2008 | 5:53 AM stinkychops says:

What an illogical story.

Jul. 29, 2008 | 9:47 AM Kagoe responds:

Talk about MEEEEEE >:[

Jul. 24, 2008 | 9:34 AM Inswivnia says:

Wow. I would have never known about that. O_O

Jul. 29, 2008 | 9:48 AM Kagoe responds:

I know, shocking.

Jul. 25, 2008 | 1:19 AM bigjuicy says:

http://lu.scio.us/hentai/albums/mai-c han-s-daily-life/340272

*snickering*

Jul. 29, 2008 | 9:48 AM Kagoe responds:

The hell?

Jul. 25, 2008 | 8:37 PM fohn-jarmery says:

I love Screw Attack!
Why, because they are responsible for most of Angry Video Game Nerds fame!

Jul. 29, 2008 | 9:49 AM Kagoe responds:

I wuv 'em too.

Jul. 27, 2008 | 2:14 AM FighterClock says:

Hai, I luv Naruto

Jul. 29, 2008 | 9:49 AM Kagoe responds:

He is awesome.

Jul. 27, 2008 | 12:37 PM The-Bobanater says:

i wunna fuck you
softly
im gonna screw gently

Jul. 29, 2008 | 9:49 AM Kagoe responds:

Stay the HELL away from me or i'll get the stick..

Jul. 28, 2008 | 6:39 AM stosh1919 says:

The Bobanator is creepy

Jul. 29, 2008 | 9:50 AM Kagoe responds:

Meh

Jul. 28, 2008 | 9:29 AM FighterClock says:

OMG 14 UR HAWWWTTTT
U BIG TITTIED
HAI I LIKE NARUTO HOW R U?

Jul. 29, 2008 | 9:50 AM Kagoe responds:

Hiya

Jul. 28, 2008 | 9:52 AM The-Bobanater says:

i know huh......
i mean
SHUT UP..
wait what...who tu?
que eres y tu?
WTF

Jul. 29, 2008 | 9:50 AM Kagoe responds:

Queer.

Jul. 28, 2008 | 5:03 PM jtm17 says:

oh kagoe ur so cool

cos ur english :-D

Jul. 29, 2008 | 9:50 AM Kagoe responds:

Yaaaaaaah man.

Jul. 29, 2008 | 11:44 AM Tyrone101 says:

U R FUGLY

Jul. 29, 2008 | 12:26 PM Kagoe responds:

U R insequre

Jul. 29, 2008 | 12:43 PM Ghyfty says:

You look happy :D

Jul. 29, 2008 | 1:44 PM Kagoe responds:

You look groovy :3

Jul. 29, 2008 | 5:33 PM fohn-jarmery says:

When i grow older i wanna be a Heffalump.

Aug. 4, 2008 | 5:47 AM Kagoe responds:

Then you live a life of misery and dispare.

Jul. 29, 2008 | 6:12 PM BIGBLUE567 says:

Mario games get old really quick for my taste..

Aug. 4, 2008 | 5:47 AM Kagoe responds:

D=<

Jul. 29, 2008 | 10:52 PM TacoFreak says:

Would be better if you posted a picture of yourself that isn't a huge close up of you looking tired. Oh well.

Check out my userpage btw.

Jul. 30, 2008 | 6:57 AM Kagoe responds:

I'm sorry if sleeping on a hard mat and a freezing cold tent offends you :(
Maybe...

Jul. 30, 2008 | 9:10 AM TacoFreak says:

: P

Aug. 4, 2008 | 5:49 AM Kagoe responds:

Lol

Jul. 30, 2008 | 2:00 PM X-Gary-Gigax-X says:

good lord, I used to think you were ugly! But this....

Aug. 4, 2008 | 5:50 AM Kagoe responds:

Fuck you Gary, I bet you look like something a tractor dragged through a giant pile of cow shit then scraped alone a 2 mile road; only to be dropped in a thorn hedge while been attacked by several hungry wolves.

Jul. 30, 2008 | 2:48 PM Strategize says:

:O OMG this is a whole new LEVEL of ugly.

Aug. 4, 2008 | 5:51 AM Kagoe responds:

Saying that doesn't make you any prettier.

Jul. 30, 2008 | 4:08 PM Paradox says:

crikey bollocks you're ugly

Aug. 4, 2008 | 5:51 AM Kagoe responds:

Just be grateful I unblocked you ^^

Jul. 30, 2008 | 6:18 PM naruto102 says:

Huh are you a hippie

Aug. 4, 2008 | 5:51 AM Kagoe responds:

Buddhist, not hippie. Hippies smoke weed and get filthy >:[

Jul. 31, 2008 | 12:43 AM Ungar says:

I'll be having nightmares tonight

Aug. 4, 2008 | 5:52 AM Kagoe responds:

Why? Did you wake up next to your mother again or was it another trip to the bathroom..?

Jul. 31, 2008 | 5:14 PM RobotTaco says:

I, Spartacus, found those videos to be enjoyable.

Aug. 4, 2008 | 5:53 AM Kagoe responds:

Oh good.

Jul. 31, 2008 | 6:39 PM soulreapermarco says:

I just advertised you on my page cuz you seriously always have interesting shit on your page. And if you like dogs check out my page too.

Aug. 4, 2008 | 5:53 AM Kagoe responds:

I like your thinking, i'll come :3

Aug. 1, 2008 | 7:23 AM Racoonmario says:

Hotel mario really does suck balls, but let's face it:
Without it, we wouldn't have some of the funniest Youtube poops ever conceived.

Aug. 4, 2008 | 5:53 AM Kagoe responds:

Yeah, they are pretty funny XD

Aug. 1, 2008 | 9:44 PM chapin62 says:

soo your 13...

Aug. 4, 2008 | 5:54 AM Kagoe responds:

Who knows?

Aug. 2, 2008 | 4:10 PM Inswivnia says:

Hippies are kind of cool. They smell funny though

Aug. 4, 2008 | 5:54 AM Kagoe responds:

Exactly :(

Aug. 3, 2008 | 2:39 PM bigmac990 says:

'lo

Aug. 4, 2008 | 5:56 AM Kagoe responds:

lo...? LO??! Is this some kind of sick joke?! >:[-----]

Aug. 3, 2008 | 2:40 PM bigmac990 says:

i have to ask, how fucking warm is it down in bristol, cos im freezing my nipples off in st.andrews ^^

Aug. 4, 2008 | 5:58 AM Kagoe responds:

Nipples...? Lol, men only have those because your gender is discided 2 weeks after your fetus has been made. So we're all woman in some sick ways :D
Not that warm, pretty shitty actually. Lots of rain and grey clouds.

Aug. 4, 2008 | 5:41 AM GOTHCLAWZ says:

Ha-ha, i'm on my brothers account for this one message >:D

Aug. 4, 2008 | 7:16 AM Kagoe responds:

I'm such a nig...meanie ^^

Updated: Aug. 4, 2008, 7:18 AM

Aug. 4, 2008 | 6:34 AM chapin62 says:

you are 13 lol i just know you are

Aug. 4, 2008 | 7:19 AM Kagoe responds:

Piss in my ass D:

Aug. 4, 2008 | 8:38 AM The-Black-Jack says:

Oh hai!

Aug. 4, 2008 | 6:27 PM Kagoe responds:

Hi there, 'ows it going?

Aug. 4, 2008 | 11:27 AM chapin62 says:

... NO THANKS.

Aug. 6, 2008 | 12:08 PM Kagoe responds:

I don't know you anymore :(

Aug. 4, 2008 | 11:27 AM chapin62 says:

13 year old...

Aug. 6, 2008 | 12:08 PM Kagoe responds:

teh....

Aug. 4, 2008 | 2:37 PM Racoonmario says:

Nah you aren't ugly.
Uhhh, what is a WOMAD?

Aug. 4, 2008 | 6:26 PM Kagoe responds:

Thank you, i'm sure your very handsome :3
World Of Music And Dance

Aug. 4, 2008 | 2:54 PM norcemastero says:

that lady in the picture is teh sexy

Aug. 6, 2008 | 12:06 PM Kagoe responds:

Dat be me :3

Aug. 4, 2008 | 6:57 PM Ghyfty says:

I was wondering where you was.

Aug. 6, 2008 | 12:06 PM Kagoe responds:

I feel wanted ^^

Aug. 4, 2008 | 11:57 PM chapin62 says:

are you mad at me by any chance?

Aug. 6, 2008 | 12:07 PM Kagoe responds:

No, just my computer has really bad internet connection so not all replies can be sent :p

Aug. 6, 2008 | 2:38 PM Cericon says:

When'll you de over Naruto?
It's annoying.

Aug. 6, 2008 | 2:52 PM Kagoe responds:

Never, Naruto is just one of those things. Don't judge me for it, i'm sure you have your own little thing which would be frowned upon by computer-clingers.

Aug. 6, 2008 | 3:07 PM Cericon says:

I don't. I have good taste in everything.

Sasuke kills Naruto and becomes good again, right?

Naruto is easily the worst Anime ever. Even worse than Bobobo.

Aug. 6, 2008 | 3:18 PM Kagoe responds:

Shoosh, ragamuffin.

Aug. 6, 2008 | 3:43 PM GOTHCLAWZ says:

Worst games ever?
What about your SMW hack?

Aug. 6, 2008 | 4:47 PM Kagoe responds:

Piss off and jump off,
a mother fucking cliff I reckon,
lick a 1000 cocks per a second
Eat and lick pussy,
and pussy lips, I ain't fussy,
Choke, lick, swallow and suck,
just do what you do for Uncle Buck,
Jig-jig his giant lardass,
try to suprass,
lust for lass.

Aug. 6, 2008 | 6:09 PM nerdking says:

well i like said before your really cool your one of the 10 girls in the world that like video games

Aug. 6, 2008 | 6:14 PM Kagoe responds:

Lol, I think theres a couple more :3 but thanx dude.

Aug. 6, 2008 | 6:17 PM nerdking says:

well i just wonder how those people could call you ugly your very pretty

Aug. 6, 2008 | 6:23 PM Kagoe responds:

I find you charming. :)
I think they say it because people get more of a reaction when there being hateful and troll like.

Aug. 6, 2008 | 6:40 PM Lorkas says:

Damn kags you crazy cat you! Just that pic of yourself that you've posted a while ago (BBS). And let me tell you, you're nothing like I imagined O_o. No no no, I'm not saying you're ugly. Just saying that I imagined you differently. Oh well, it woulda been more fun with a mystery.

Aug. 7, 2008 | 4:47 AM Kagoe responds:

OMG!!! You thought I was blonde! You make me...omg.... o_____O

Aug. 7, 2008 | 11:48 PM pkjay says:

im stuck on super mario glaxy icant get the 108th star the one where u have to use pull starts to get 100 purple coins

Aug. 8, 2008 | 6:25 PM Kagoe responds:

Boo-hoo :D
Try spending hours of your life searching through every cran and crack in the game. Search plces you least expect then again and again and ag...

Aug. 8, 2008 | 2:05 AM chapin62 says:

alright thats good your not mad

Aug. 8, 2008 | 6:27 PM Kagoe responds:

Ok then....

Aug. 8, 2008 | 8:10 AM Phil says:

okay

Aug. 8, 2008 | 6:28 PM Kagoe responds:

fuckingpieceofshitcuntFUCKhowdare you?everythingicreateisshit.COCKC HAOS

Aug. 8, 2008 | 9:13 AM Nikenick says:

SWEEEEEEEETIEEEE!

Aug. 8, 2008 | 6:30 PM Kagoe responds:

Sugaaaaaaaar!

Aug. 8, 2008 | 3:39 PM Unkle-Krakerz says:

Iron Maiden kicks ass. Check out their new album A Matter of Life & Death.

Aug. 8, 2008 | 6:31 PM Kagoe responds:

Fuck off. Iron Maiden is a bunch of old trannys with haggy wigs >:[

Aug. 8, 2008 | 6:51 PM Unkle-Krakerz says:

Iron Maiden is full of talent and I think you got them confused with Strapping Young Lad.

Iron Maiden is what Linkin Park wants to be and they'll never be (even though I like Linkin Park, they are definately not legends compared to Iron Maiden).

And if you're an Iron Maiden hater than stay tha fuck off my news posts espicially how you're the one that commented on the Linkin Park custom Guitar Hero song video I posted up which makes no sense why you would say a Linkin Park song rules and you make fun of Iron Maiden, maybe I'll even put up an Iron Maiden custom song video.

If all else disorients you in the fact that Iron Maiden are legends of metal, please shut the fuck up, don't ask questions and buy yourself a copy of Iron Maiden's Powerslave then start your journey into real music.

Aug. 8, 2008 | 6:54 PM Kagoe responds:

- Opinion, not fact
- Linkin Park is different to Iron Madien. Iron Maiden is just boo-hooing rock metal where as Linkin Park is hip hop kinda stuff
- I'm sorry, I didn't realsie how insequre you are. My deepesr apologies.
- Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Cock? hmm...

Aug. 8, 2008 | 6:58 PM Unkle-Krakerz says:

-Fact of life
-It's called rap rock, dipshit
-I'm sorry you don't know what music is
-Exactly the reason why agustana hates you and your brother and calls you both attention whores.

Aug. 8, 2008 | 7:04 PM Kagoe responds:

- what the hell are you on about now?
- teh, your the one who for thought it was connected to Iron Maiden O___o the comparison makes no sense
- I'm sorry your a twat.
- Exactly why your a twat.
Fuck it, i'm tired adn I can bearly make out what im typign ..g